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PEOPLE
In Disastrous Interview, Prince Andrew “Regrets” Long Friendship With Known Sex Offender Epstein
“At least it can't happen again,” he adds, awkwardly.
 
BUSINESS
Report: Number of World's Billionaires Rises to 2,101
As always, latest member receives $1 million for reaching billionaire status.
Amazon Considers Adding Face Scanning to Its Doorbell Cameras
Prime members will get access to visitor's criminal record, driving record, FICA score, medical records, education, employment history, and musical preferences.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Gwyneth Paltrow Selling $1,350 Bondage Kit for Christmas
Her customers can trust that everything in it is made from natural, organic, recyclable materials.
REAL ESTATE
Arizona: Missile Silo on Sale for $395,000
Advertised as “novel fixer-upper for the aspiring Dr. No.”
 
SCIENCE
Study: Animal Adolescence Filled With Teen Drama, Peer Pressure
At least it's not about the clothes.
Scientists Decode Human
Thoughts Using MRI,
Computer Analysis

Hope to commercialize process, bring cost down to a penny for your thoughts.
Researchers, Using Aerial Photographs, AI, Discover 143 More Ancient Drawings Etched in Peruvian Desert
Believe they were drawn by primitive tribes from another planet.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Breakthrough: Doctors Freeze, Revive Human for First Time
In sports news, Red Sox add Ted Williams to their 40-man roster.

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