| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Russian Company
Starts Mass Production of Humanoid
Robots That Can Look Like You
Donald Trump has ordered five million
that look like him. |
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Study: British Employees
Sabotaging Workplace Robots Over
Fears They Will Replace Them
Robots retaliate, hack into employees' records,
post embarrassing pictures online. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: 6 In 10 Millennials
“Never” Relax Because of
Constant Urge to Check Phone
Six in ten baby boomers “never” relax
because of constant urge to pee. |
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| ELECTION 2020 |
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| In Cybersecurity Test, Hackers |
 Break Into Every
Type of Voting Machine
To make sure they can vote for Trump. |
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| FEATURE |
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| How does the U.S. gun homicide rate
compare to other high-income nations? |
| A ) | About the same. |
| B ) | A little higher. |
| C ) | Three times higher. |
| D ) | Ten times higher. |
| D ) | Twenty-five times higher. |
| Hint: You're lucky to be alive, quite frankly. |
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| SPORTS |
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California Law Will Allow College
Athletes to Hire Agents, Sign
Endorsement Deals
As long as they maintain a D+ average. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Brewer Teams
With Hershey's to Create Chocolate Beer
Kids love it with their flavored e-cigarettes. |
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