ENTERTAINMENT |
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Hollywood: Audiences
Say Joker Not as Scary as Advertised
But intense news coverage, armed police
presence “worth the price of admission.” |
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MEDIA |
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Trump Floats Idea of Launching
State-Run Television Station
Featuring news, sports, “and Ivanka with
the weather.” |
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BUSINESS |
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Report: At Major Corporations
Employees Would Have to Work
1,000 Years to Earn What CEOs
Make in 1 Year
But think of all the travel, the
entertaining and, of course, the
expensive divorce. |
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Tesla
“Smart Summon” Feature
Alerts Car to Drive Itself to You
No more nasty looks from valets when
you tip them a quarter. |
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FACTOID |
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Average Allowance for Kids
$30 a Week
Enough for beer, drugs and a small donation to Bernie. |
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SCIENCE |
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Study: Playing Hard-To-Get More
Likely to Turn Off Romantic Interest
Suggestion: don't wear a chastity belt. |
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315 Billion-Ton
Iceberg Breaks Off From Antarctica
Antarctica now has two fewer zip codes. |
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HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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World Health Organization
Predicts 250 Million Children
To be Obese by 2030
And they'll want a seat at the table. |
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Study: Living Near a Coast Linked
to Improved Mental Health
People lounging on the deck of their beach
house in Malibu tend to be in a better
state of mind than those who live next to
a pork processing plant in Oklahoma. |
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