| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Hasbro Unveils
Ms. Monopoly, “The First Game Where
Women Make More Than Men”
Sales slow, especially among men. |
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| POLL |
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60% Don't Believe Trump
Deserves Re-Election
Didn't think he deserved it the first time. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trump Reelection Campaign
Selling Plastic Straws With
His Name on Them
Coming soon: Trump incandescent bulbs, Trump
lead paint, Trump flammable pajamas. |
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| TRENDS |
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Trump's Loyal Fans Display
Their Loyalty With Tattoos
Shown: a sampling of tattoos worn by
various Cabinet members. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a new survey,
what is the biggest complaint about modern life? |
| A ) | Growing economic disparity. |
| B ) | Crumbling infrastructure. |
| C ) | Looming climate catastrophe. |
| D ) | Spotty WiFi connection. |
| Hint: and right in the middle of a movie! |
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| FACTOID |
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1 In 5 Americans Can't Name a
Single Branch of U.S. Government
Worse, they serve in current administration. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Report: North
Korea Continues Testing More
Advanced Missiles
While Kim Jong Un continues sending Trump
more glowing missives. |
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