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TECHNOLOGY
Robot Cockroach Won't Break After Being Repeatedly Stamped On
Developed by landlords looking for new ways to force out tenants.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Diners Order Less When Calories Shown On Menus
When ingredients shown they order even less, and when prices shown they storm out, leave nasty Yelp review.
 
TRAVEL
Bat Flying Through Main Cabin Upsets Passengers on Flight From Charlotte to Newark
Spirit Airlines says it will ban “emotional support” bats from all future flights.
 
SPORTS
Study: Trash Talking During
Games Actually Works, Makes
Opponents Perform Worse

Researchers will next turn their attention to politics.
FEATURE
How many mass shootings (4 or more shot or killed) have there been in the United States since Jan. 1?
  A )    3
  B )    5
  C )    8
  D )    251
Hint: what's more than one a day?
 
FACTOID
Trump's Golf Costs Over $110 Million, More Than All of Obama's Travel in 8 Years
And he cheats.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
John Dillinger Relatives Say They Have Evidence Wrong Body in Grave
Public urged to lock doors, close windows, turn off lights and shelter in place.

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