| PEOPLE |
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 Trump: “I Am
the Least Racist Person in the World”
“Just ask A$AP Rocky.” |
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 Boris Johnson
Assumes Power, Reveals His Goal
for England
To become a thriving U.S. colony. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Woodstock 50 Cancelled Due to
Lack of Funds, Talent, Interest
Organizers say any tickets purchased for event
will be honored at Woodstock 51. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Study: 28% of Delivery Drivers
Have Eaten Some of the Food
Meant for You
Explains why there's always two slices of
pizza missing. |
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Holiday Inn to Drop Mini
Toiletries From 5,000 Hotels
Claims they imply customers are dirty, encourage
otherwise honest people to steal. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Japan: Government to Develop
Human-Animal Hybrids
Some warn it's unethical, others can't wait
to eat them. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Marijuana as Effective
as Prescription Painkillers
Ask your budtender if an indica dominant
hybrid is right for you. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Alaska Experiencing
Unprecedented Heat Wave
Cruise passengers expecting glaciers surprised to
see miles and miles of nude beaches. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we reported
that in a book published in 2016 political
operative Roger Stone quoted Donald Trump as
saying: “The one time I visited [Epstein's]
Palm Beach home, the swimming pool was full
of beautiful young girls. 'How nice,' I thought,
'he let the neighborhood kids use his pool.'”
The book was actually published in 2017.
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