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PAGE THREE – MAY 20 - 26, 2019
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MISCELLANEOUS
Survey: Vegans Least Open To Eating Insects
No matter how good they taste.
Report: Accused War Criminal Discovered Driving for Uber
Complains he can't make a living wage.
 
PSYCHOLOGY
Study: Younger Children Make
More Informed Decisions Than
Older Children

They will carefully consider every consequence that might result from their decision, and then scream “No!”
 
LAW
New York Considers Fining Pedestrians for Texting While Crossing Street
Sexting could lead to jail time.
 
TRAVEL
Taco Bell Opening Hotel and Resort
Come for the burrito, stay for the spa facial and Jacuzzi.
SPACE
Trump Gives NASA Extra
$1.6 Billion to Put First
Woman On Moon

She'll be chosen from a group of candidates who have pending sexual harassment suits against him.
 
FEATURE
What percentage of Republicans still believe Barack Obama was not born in this country?
  A ) 1%
  B ) 1.5%
  C ) 15%
  D ) 51%
Hint: 45% of them think God chose Trump to be President.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Faces Crises on Many Fronts, From North Korea to Iran to Venezuela
“They should throw the whole cast of SNL in jail!” he tweets.

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