| ART |
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 Jeff Koons
Work Sells for $91 Million, Record
For a Living Artist
And most ever paid for a balloon animal. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Business at Trump
Resorts in Steep Decline
His other businesses also losing money,
and Trump University graduates have yet
to find gainful employment. |
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 Bayer, Parent
Company of Monsanto, Hit With $2 Billion
Roundup Verdict
CEO told to take two aspirin, call
his lawyer in the morning. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Burger King Making
Deliveries to Customers
Stuck in Traffic Jams
Just tell them which fuckin' lane on which fuckin'
freeway near which fuckin' exit and they'll get
it to you. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Carbon Dioxide Concentration in Earth's
Atmosphere Hits Level Unseen for
3 Million Years
“Nobody remembers that far back,”
scoffs Trump's science adviser. |
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 British Academic
Says He's Cracked Centuries- Old
Voynich Manuscript, “World's Most
Mysterious Text”
And it's hilarious. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Air Pollution May
Be Damaging Every Organ
In Our Body
And contributing to more bad hair days. |
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Large Glass of Fruit Juice
a Day Increases Risk of
Premature Death
Next time mom says finish your orange juice, call 911. |
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