| POLITICS |
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 Dems: White
Men Still Top Polls for 2020
Michael Avenatti outpolling Kamala Harris,
Amy Klobuchar. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Russia: Putin Reportedly
Approves Creation of
Separate Internet
With only one website. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Hugs Really Do
Make Us Happier
Study funded by Friends of Joe Biden. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Admissions Scandal: Chinese
Family Paid $6.5 Million to
Get Their Kid Into Stanford
With the promise of another $10 million if
she gets a Ph.D. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: Most Beanballs Since 1900
Before 1900, beanballs were lumped in
with other crimes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Which one of the following
is NOT running for president in 2020? |
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A ) |
John Delaney |
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B ) |
Seth Moulton |
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C ) |
Michael Bennet |
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D ) |
Mike Gravel |
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E ) |
J. Fred Muggs |
| Hint: check for opposable thumbs. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Report: Mount Everest Covered in
Tons of Trash, Dead Bodies
Otherwise, you really must visit. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Thai Royal Wedding: King and New
Bride Exchange Vows in Bangkok
Note: #MeToo movement has yet to arrive in Thailand. |
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