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POLITICS
Dems: White Men Still Top Polls for 2020
Michael Avenatti outpolling Kamala Harris, Amy Klobuchar.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Russia: Putin Reportedly
Approves Creation of
Separate Internet

With only one website.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Hugs Really Do
Make Us Happier

Study funded by Friends of Joe Biden.
 
EDUCATION
Admissions Scandal: Chinese
Family Paid $6.5 Million to
Get Their Kid Into Stanford

With the promise of another $10 million if she gets a Ph.D.
 
SPORTS
Baseball: Most Beanballs Since 1900
Before 1900, beanballs were lumped in with other crimes.
FEATURE
Which one of the following is NOT running for president in 2020?
  A ) John Delaney
  B ) Seth Moulton
  C ) Michael Bennet
  D ) Mike Gravel
  E ) J. Fred Muggs
Hint: check for opposable thumbs.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Mount Everest Covered in Tons of Trash, Dead Bodies
Otherwise, you really must visit.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Thai Royal Wedding: King and New Bride Exchange Vows in Bangkok
Note: #MeToo movement has yet to arrive in Thailand.

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