| TECHNOLOGY |
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World's Biggest Plane Flies
For First Time
Two fuselages allow for complete
separation of first class, coach. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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New York City's Population Dips for
First Time in Over a Decade
New ad campaign will encourage New Yorkers to
“Just Do It!” |
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| POLITICS |
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 Buttigieg Prefers
Being Called “Mayor Pete”
Hopes to be called President Mayor Pete. |
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| SPORTS |
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 MLB: League
Tacitly Encouraging Players to Flip
Bats After Home Runs
Flamboyant bat flips lead to retaliatory
beanballs, leading to bench-clearing
brawls, which fans love. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The Mueller report concluded: |
| A ) | Trump was blameless in his behavior. |
| B ) | Trump's aides wanted to
commit crimes but he talked them out of it. |
| C ) | Trump never even thought
about thwarting the investigation. |
| D ) | Trump committed obstruction
of justice many times but can't be prosecuted
because of some unwritten rule. |
| Hint: they might want to rewrite that unwritten rule. |
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| LAW |
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Kentucky Outlaws Bestiality
To relief of many, new law not retroactive. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Japan: Robot
That Tidies Up Bedrooms Undergoes Tests
Final test: college dorm room. |
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