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MISCELLANEOUS
  California's Super Bloom Draws Thousands
Returning for annual ritual of trampling every flower in sight.
VW CEO Apologizes for Using
Phrase, “Arbeit Macht Frei,”
(Work Sets You Free) Emblazoned
on the Gates of Auschwitz

Adds, “I trust my apology will be the final solution to this problem.”
 
LAW
Federal Judge Discovers Trump Administration, After Agreeing to End Family Separations at Border, Continues to Separate Families
“We never said when,” says Sarah Huckabee Sanders.
 
RELIGION
Allegations, Long Suppressed, Surface of Sexual Harassment, Assault by St. Francis
But 700-year statute of limitations ran out a long time ago.
Which of the following are ideas embraced by Vice President Mike Pence?
A )Marriage should only be allowed between a man and a woman.
B )The causes of climate change remain to be seen.
C )Evolution is a myth because God created heaved and earth in a matter of days.
Hint: all of the above is an acceptable answer.
 
POLL
In Latest Poll, 75% of Republicans Feel Whites Discriminated Against
Complain there's no “White History Month.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Melania Look-Alike Conspiracy Theory Gains Traction
President appears with woman who is noticeably shorter, different facial shape and overheard speaking with a thick Brooklyn accent.

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