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PEOPLE
Forbes: Kylie Jenner Becomes Youngest Self-Made Billionaire
She's the daughter of self-made millionaires.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
James Bond to Drive Electric Aston Martin in Next Movie
Another first: Bond girl will be inflatable.
 
BUSINESS
Martha Stewart Partners With
Leading Canadian Cannabis
Firm Canopy Growth

They weren't concerned with her criminal past.
Trump Says He Called Apple's CEO Tim Cook Tim Apple “To Save Time”
Later welcomed “Bill Microsoft” to White House Tech Conference.
CONSUMER NEWS
Report: Restaurants Adjusting to Accommodate Plus-Size Customers
Wider seats, bigger portions.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Rumor: Apple's Next iPhone to Feature a Fart Sensor
So when someone asks Siri “who farted?” she tells them it was you.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Alaska: Global Warming Impacts Annual Iditarod Race
Dogs replaced by camels.
 
EDUCATION
Exposed: Vast College Bribery
Scam, Where Rich Paid to Get
Children in Top Schools

President assigns Jared Kushner to head special task force.
 
POLITICS
Beto Says He's Running
After much reflection, rumination, brooding, vacillation, second-guessing, says he's “got no doubts.”

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