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PEOPLE
Angela Merkel Uses Vulgarism “Shitstorm” Again
Generates shitstorm of criticism.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Schumer, Pelosi, Trump Face
Off for TV in White House
Confrontation

Being packaged as pilot for reality show.
 
BUSINESS
Trump's Trade War Could
Cost Every Middle Class
Family $453, Eliminate
292,000 Jobs

Actually 292,001 jobs, when you include Trump's.
Two More Illegal Immigrants Say
They Worked at Trump National
Golf Course in New Jersey

Beginning to look like illegal immigrants are the only people who work there.
 
SCIENCE
Earth's “Deep Biosphere”
May Harbor Millions of
Undiscovered Species

Each one requiring its own distinct Latin name.
 
Branson's Virgin Galactic Spacecraft Reaches Edge of Space
Billionaires lining up like 10-year-olds at Six Flags.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: 8 in 10 Adults Lie to Their Doctors About Their Health
Ask your doctor if you should lie about your health.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Administration Set to Greatly
Weaken Clean Water Act

Suggests drinking Trump-branded bottled water “if you're afraid.“

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