| PEOPLE |
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 Stormy Daniels
Book: Trump's Penis Looks Like
“Toad From Mario Kart”
Her description confirmed by numerous
other porn stars. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Experts: Next Year Half of
All Calls Will Be Scam Robocalls
Other half from your mother. |
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Amazon Thinking of Opening
3,000 Cashier-Less Stores
For people who have no money but want things. |
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NASA Mulls Selling Naming
Rights to Spacecraft
Starting with Trump International Space Station. |
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| LEISURE |
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Toy Hall of Fame to Pick New
Members From Group Including
Magic 8-Ball, Tickle Me Elmo,
Tudor Electric Football
Sex Toy Hall of Fame will also pick new members
from same group. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Astronomers Discover Planet
Vulcan 16 Light Years From Earth
They're only now getting first episodes of
“Friends.” |
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Scientists Using Stimulation
To Upload Knowledge Directly
Into Your Brain
Before you know it, you're well read. |
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 SpaceX
Chooses Japanese Billionaire as
First Moon Tourist
Beat out dozens of other billionaires. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Taking Daily Aspirin Doesn't
Help, New Study Says
Only helps those with large holdings in
Bayer, Bristol-Myers. |
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Professors at John Jay College of
Criminal Justice Who Did Extensive
Research on Drug Use, Prostitution,
Subject of Investigation into Selling Drugs,
Forcing Women into Prostitution
They are, after all, experts. |
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