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New Forensic Evidence Shows Bones Discovered on Pacific Island Belong to Amelia Earhart
Exactly who cooked her and ate her still a mystery.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Shuttered Macy's Stores Converted to Homeless Shelters
To house former Macy's employees.
 
LAW
Sex Workers Complain Law
To Combat Sex Trafficking
Hurting Them

And limiting the president's fun.
Sessions Overturns Asylum Granted to Salvadoran Woman Claiming Sexual and Emotional Abuse
Explains: “She doesn't do windows.”
 
SPORTS
Russia: Empty Seats at World Cup Has Officials Baffled
Shown: specially designated Dissidents Section.
Discussing the future of North Korea, President Trump says, “Think of it from a real estate perspective.” What other world leader viewed other countries like that?
  A ) Julius Caesar
  B ) Napoleon Bonaparte
  C ) Adolph Hitler
Hint: think “breathing room.”
 
FOOD
Price of Vanilla Soars, Now
Nearly as Expensive as Silver

If you have to ask the kid behind the counter at Baskin-Robbins, you can't afford it.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Describes Relationship With G-7 Allies “a 10”
Even though Merkel's “a 5 at best.”

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