| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Beijing: Huge
Piles of Broken Bicycles Everywhere
As six-month strike by bicycle repairmen drags on. |
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Trump's Choice to Replace Tillerson
Wants Death Penalty for Snowden for
Leaking Documents to Journalists
But only wants journalists tortured. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Alters Definition of What
Constitutes a Catch
If a receiver has possession of the ball for
as long or longer than he has possession
of his faculties, it's a catch. |
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MLB: Red Sox, Yankees to Play Two
Games in London in 2019
Despite concern cricket fans will find baseball
annoyingly fast and stay home. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 IBM Introduces
World's Smallest Computer
Its main security feature: fingerprint recognition. |
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| LEGAL |
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Report: Stormy Daniels Passed
Polygraph Test About Having
Sex With Trump, Who Refused
To Take One
Trump tells lawyers he gets “hard just thinking about it.” |
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Report: Manafort Left Paper Trail
Because He Didn't Know How to
Convert Documents From PDF to Word
Unfortunately, nobody knows how to do it, so he
may get off scot free. |
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| RELIGION |
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Poll: Trump's White Evangelical
Support Higher Since Stormy
Daniels News Broke
They believe we're all sinners, he just got caught. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Robotic Fish
Flaps Fins Like Real Fish
Fools most fish, and chefs. |
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