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 Kushner Files
Paperwork Stating He Had “Inadvertently
Omitted” Assets Worth at Least $10.6
Million On Financial Disclosure Forms
Didn't look in his pockets. |
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 Scaramucci
Quotes Joe Paterno on “Honor and
Integrity”
Quotes Andrew “Dice” Clay to
describe Reince Priebus. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Emoji Movie Opens Strong
Against Dunkirk
Emoji Movie fans find Dunkirk
“kind of a downer.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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China's Foxconn to Build Giant
Factory in U.S., Promising 3,000
New Jobs
After Trump promises to get rid of our child
labor laws. |
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 Jeff Bezos
Briefly Passes Bill Gates as World's
Richest Person
After sneakily asking Gates if he
has “two tens for a five.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Indian Rocket
Carries Six Tiny Satellites Into Space
Each provides high-speed communications to a billionaire. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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AARP: No Link Found Between
Online Brain-Training Games
and Better Cognition
Grandpa can watch cartoons again. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Britain to Ban New Diesel,
Gas Cars in 2040
Most still around in 2040 expected to travel
by camel or yak. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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42% of Americans Very
Concerned About Integrity
of 2016 Elections, 42%
Unconcerned
And they're married to each other. |
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 Trump's Plan for
National Parks Revealed
Many will be greatly reduced in size; others,
like Mount Rushmore, updated. |
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