| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Trump, Mussolini
Have Much in Common
With a slight physical resemblance as well. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robots Begin
Deliveries in London, Silicon Valley,
Washington, D.C
Shown: another ounce of marijuana on
its way to another satisfied customer. |
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 Next Big
Thing: Bendable Phones
Industry hopes to revive lucrative butt-dialing. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Hall of Fame:
Bonds, Clemens Get Closer, But Fall Short Again
Voters still feel they used too many steroids. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In his inaugural address, Trump said to
his supporters, “You came by the tens of millions to become
part of a historic movement the likes of which the world
has never seen before.” When has the world in fact seen a
movement like this? |
| A ) | In Caligula's Rome. |
| B ) | In Stalin's Russia. |
| C ) | In Hitler's Germany. |
| D ) | On Ming the Merciless's
Planet Mongo. |
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| Hint: you may choose all four. |
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| REAL ESTATE |
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$250 Million Mansion in LA
Comes With Bowling Alley,
Collection of Luxury Cars
Buyers encouraged to “flip this
house.” |
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