| PEOPLE |
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 Report: Donald
Trump, Roger Ailes No Longer Speaking
They just grope each other. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Forbes: Michael
Jackson 2016's Highest-Paid Celebrity
Millions of dollars in checks go uncashed. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Target Removes Clown Masks
From Stores After Recent Scares
Orders more zombie masks. |
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AT&T Agrees to Buy Time
Warner for $85 Billion
Time Warner stock soars as shareholders
envision big profits after massive layoffs. |
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 Musk Bans
Tesla Drivers From Ridesharing Their Cars
Those who persist will be sent to Mars. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Sweden: Brewery
Selling Boxed Set of Five Potato
Chips for $56
Bet you can't eat just one. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Closer to Male Contraceptive
Pill That Could Be Taken Minutes Before Sex
Still no closer to Holy Grail: male day-after pill. |
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 Private Firms
Announce Plans to Begin Launching Personal
Space Stations in 2020
Timeshares for billionaires will be offered. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis Rates
At All-Time High in U.S.
Trump: “I know more about STDs than anybody.” |
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