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2016 OLYMPICS
RIO OLYMPICS GET UNDERWAY AMIDST DOPING SCANDALS. ZIKA FEARS, DANGEROUS CONDITIONS
Excited fans look forward to three weeks of more doping scandals, more Zika fears, and worsening conditions.
Athletes' Village Declared “Uninhabitable”
But better than expected.
Russian Baseball Players
Believe, if Sport Added to 2020
Olympics, They Can Beat U.S.

Once they master hitting curveball they'll be ready.
U.S. Rowing Team
Ready for Rio Olympics

Holds trials in Brooklyn's Gowanus Canal, a Superfund site.
 
FACTOID
CDC: For Every Person
Killed by a Shark, 72,000
Killed by Mosquitoes

Hollywood studios race to get out first mosquito thriller.
Which of the following has been deemed "critically endangered"?
  A ) Pigeon
  B ) Rabbit
  C ) Cow
  D ) Leopard
Hint: Donald Trump Jr. (above) may have bagged the last one.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
Sweden: Bikini-Clad Off Duty Police Officer Captures Thief
News leads to rash of thefts in same neighborhood.

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