| MISCELLANEOUS |
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South Korea
Dealing With Smartphone Zombies at
Busy Intersections
Planning ahead for inevitable virtual reality
zombies. |
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| LEISURE |
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Game of Clue Replaces Mrs. White
With Female Scientist Dr. Orchid
Dr. Orchid murdered in library with a candlestick
by Mrs. White. |
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| LAW |
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Senate Republicans Still Refusing to Hold
Hearings for Obama’s Supreme Court
Nominee
Prefer to wait until next session, when
Hillary will nominate Obama. |
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| SPORTS |
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Dirty, Toxic Rio Water Threatens
Well-Being of Olympic Athletes
If they're fortunate enough not to be
kidnapped, murdered or contract Zika
virus while waiting to compete. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The following
is a list of actual names of various popular strains
of what medicinal product? |
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1, |
Amnesia Haze |
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2, |
Girl Scout Cookies |
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3. |
Trainwreck |
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4. |
Durban Poison |
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5, |
God's Gift |
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6, |
Death Star |
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7. |
Agent Orange |
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8. |
Kosher Kush |
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9. |
Hindu Skunk |
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10. |
Kryptonite |
| Hint: you can put this product
in your pipe and smoke it. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Japan: Bunch of
Grapes Sells for $10,800
Extremely wealthy buyer says he'll leave
them in the sun until they're raisins, add
them to his oatmeal. |
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