| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Mark Zuckerberg Says Virtual
Reality is Future of Social Media
Reality “so yesterday.” |
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| BUSINESS |
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Estimated Cost of Buying One of
Everything on Amazon $12.8 Billion
But you can return it all for free. |
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Bad News: IRS Hack Twice as
Bad as Previously Thought
Good news: hackers may have stumbled
upon Trump's tax returns. |
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Loophole Closed on Goods
Made By Slave Labor
Chocolate, shrimp, diamonds, Nikes
vanish from store shelves. |
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 Airbus to Convert
Three Seats to One Bench Seat to accommodate
Obese Passenger
Or five skinny ones. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA Reveals Apollo 10
Astronauts Heard “Weird
Music ”While Circling Moon
Tom Stafford believed it was Jethro Tull,
Eugene Cernan The Incredible String Band. |
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Study: Horses Can Recognize
Human Emotions Based on
Our Facial Expressions
But can't figure out cats. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Decline in Numbers
Of Bees Threatens 35% of
Global Crop Production
Suggests we switch to diet of synthetic meat, plastic. |
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| CORRECTION |
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 Last week, we captioned this
photo “Elvis Impersonator Snaps Picture of Trump.”
It should have read, “Elvis Snaps Picture of Trump
Impersonator.” We apologize for the confusion. |
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