TECHNOLOGY |
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Scientists Create Robot
That Can Have Babies
Ask your psychiatrist if using a robot to have
a baby is right for you. |
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New Research Finds Cars' Voice-
Activated Systems Distract Drivers
From their texting. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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House Republicans Meet to Choose
Speaker Over Dinner of Chick-fil-A
Had to settle for meal symbolic of
homophobia, because nothing more
offensive was available. |
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POLL |
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Carson Leads Trump in Iowa
Voters feel he'll be tougher on
Muslims and women, crueler
to poor people. |
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TRAVEL |
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In Coming Years, Airlines to
Squeeze More Passengers Into
Same-Sized Planes
Frequent flyers advised to start losing weight now. |
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FEATURE |
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The typical Republican voter wants a President who will: |
A ) | end Obamacare. |
B ) | abolish the EPA. |
C ) | make it harder for minorities to vote. |
D ) | cut taxes for the wealthiest. |
E ) | deport 11 million people. |
F ) | go to war in the Middle East. |
G ) | hasten the Apocalypse. |
H ) | do all of these and then some. |
Hint: Don't forget to tear down the wall between church and state. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Couple Spends $320K to
Become Human Barbie,
Ken Dolls
With no brains or genitalia. |
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