MISCELLANEOUS |
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Texas Textbook Describes Slaves
as “Workers From Africa”
Describes slave ships as “cruise ships.” |
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Study: Democrats Have Better
Grammar Than Republicans
But cant spel worth a dam. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Google Drops “Don’t Be Evil” Motto
As part of company's effort to simplify its
typeface and reduce download times,
motto has been shortened to “Be Evil.” |
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EDUCATION |
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Harvard Debate Team Loses
Debate to Prison Inmates
Topic: “Should children of the privileged be
allowed into prisons for the purpose
of humiliating the incarcerated?” |
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SPORTS |
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Online Fantasy Sports Coming
Under Increased Scrutiny
Someone noticed that millions of
people betting huge sums of money
on professional sports might in some
way be construed as a form of
unregulated gambling. |
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FEATURE |
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According to the FBI, how many people
were arrested for pot possession in the
U.S. last year? |
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A ) |
62 |
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B ) |
620 |
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C ) |
6,200 |
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D ) |
62,000 |
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E ) |
620,000 |
Hint: On average, a cannabis enthusiast
is arrested every minute. If you're not too
stoned, do the math. |
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RELIGION |
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Ten Commandments Removed by Court
Order From State Capitol in Oklahoma
Oklahomans start building arks. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Lexus Unveils
Car Made Entirely Out of Cardboard
A racing version is entered in the Soapbox Derby. |
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