TECHNOLOGY |
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Anti-Drone
Defense System Revealed
New technology should make it safe
to sunbathe au naturel. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Millennials Now Largest Generation
Surpass boomers, X, Y, Z, Sandwich, Pepsi and Greatest. |
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ENVIRONMENT |
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Bad News: 500-Year Low for
Snow in the Sierras
Good news: Californians won’t have to buy
snow tires this year. |
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SPORTS |
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95% of Brains in NFL Study Diseased
Coaches say they'll handle all play-calling
for rest of season. |
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Baseball Commissioner Refuses
To Address Ban of Shoeless
Joe Jackson
“No shoes, no service,” he explains. |
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FEATURE |
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The Los Angeles Times recently apologized
to readers for publishing a crossword puzzle containing the wrong
clues, which resulted in readers suffering |
A ) | emotional stress. |
B ) | bouts of depression. |
C ) | episodes of road rage. |
Hint: 2-word phrase for “driving like a maniac.“ |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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China, U.S. Agree to Build High-Speed
Train Linking Los Angeles, Las Vegas
You can be in Las Vegas in less than an
hour, return in less than an hour to beg
your ex-wife for money, and then, less
than an hour later, be back at the tables. |
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