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MISCELLANEOUS Pope Visits Shroud of Turin Blesses it as one of Church's “biggest moneymakers.”   TECHNOLOGY California: Driverless Lexus Cuts Off Driverless Audi Driverless police car issues paperless ticket to driverless Lexus.   HEALTH / MEDICINE Study: Watching Cat Videos on Internet Boosts Energy, Positive Emotion Concurrent study: watching 12 hours of cat videos a day boosts homicidal tendencies.   ENVIRONMENT World's Major Aquifers Draining Dangerously Fast Public now advised to drink only one glass of water a day.   SPORTS Sixteen- Year-Old French Girl Could Be First Woman in Major League Baseball Years from now, say experts, major league rosters will be filled with French women. DONALD TRUMP NAMES HIS CABINET Secretary of State Gary Busey Actor Secretary of Defense Ted Nugent Musician Attorney General Judge Judy TV Personality Secretary of Homeland Security Rudolph Giuliani Lobbyist Secretary of Energy T. Boone Pickens Billionaire Secretary of the Treasury Sheldon Adelson Billionaire Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Donald Sterling Billionaire Secretary of Transportation Travis Kalanick Uber Co-Founder Secretary of Labor Dennis Miller Comedian Secretary of Education John Calipari Basketball Coach
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