| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Man Upset With Unlimited Campaign
Spending Lands Gyrocopter on Capitol Lawn
Security tightened to make sure anyone who
opposes unlimited campaign spending never
lands there again. |
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“20-Year-Old Rum”
Created in Lab Fools Experts
Later, they're fooled by bathtub gin |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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 First Robotic
Kitchen Resumes Testing
After first robotic food fight. |
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| HISTORY |
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Book Claims Washington, Franklin,
Hamilton, Others Gay
They just didn't talk about it much. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Brazil 2016
Update: Rio Lagoon, Olympics Rowing Venue,
Almost Ready
They just need to remove millions of dead
fish. |
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| Which of these headlines was
buried deep inside your newspaper
under the heading “News Briefs”? |
| A ) | Taliban Massacre in Afghanistan |
| B ) | Dozens Die in Iraq Bombings |
| C ) | African Leader Accused of Murder
Wins Disputed Election |
| D ) | Justice Department Drops Case
Against Wall Street Figure for Lack of Evidence |
| E ) | Hundreds Die in Ferry Disaster
Somewhere Far Away |
| F ) | Indian Police Fail to Intervene in Gang
Rape |
| G ) | Civilians Die in Syrian Government
Counterattack |
| H ) | Bus Plunges off Cliff in One of Those
South American Countries |
| I ) | Safety Problems Force Toyota to Recall
Millions of Cars Sold in United States |
| J ) | No Charges Brought Against Cop Who
Killed Unarmed Civilian |
| K ) | Earthquake Strikes Impoverished Country,
Thousands Feared Dead |
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| 1 ) | A, and G |
| 2 ) | C, D, H, I and K |
| 3 ) | B, E, F an J |
| 4 ) | All of the above |
| Hint: look for headlines that don’t mention a Kardashian. |
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