| PEOPLE |
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 Gwyneth Paltrow Fails to Last One
Week on $29 in Food Stamps
Spends it all on kale smoothie, beet salad. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Only Half of Top Executives in Financial
Firms Think They’re Being Paid Enough
Says one, “I sold my soul to Satan, I should
get everything I ever dreamed of.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Univision Cancels Sabado Gigante After
Record 53-Year Run
Show lost the under eighties crowd. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Math Stumper |
| If a worker in
the auto parts industry located in the U.S. makes $19.65
an hour, and a worker located in Mexico makes $2.47 an hour, |
| A ) | The
ratio of U.S. to Mexican hourly wage is roughly 8 to 1. |
| B ) | The
ratio of U.S. to Mexican hourly wage is roughly 1 to 8. |
| C ) | It's
time to move your parts factory to Guadalajara. |
| Hint: how's your Spanish? |
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| SCIENCE |
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Neanderthal Diet More Diverse
Than Previously Thought
Ate everything from primordial soup to nuts. |
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Espresso Machine Delivered
To Space Station
Preparing for arrival of first beatnik astronaut. |
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 NASA Spacecraft
About to Crash on Mercury
Loaded with tuna. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Teenage Use of E-Cigarettes Soars
To quit, doctors recommend they smoke cigarettes. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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 “No Catcall
Zone” Signs Appear in New York, Philadelphia
Violators subject to fine, castration. |
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Study: 24% of Teens “Almost
Constantly” Online
Remaining 76% “constantly” online. |
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