| TECHNOLOGY |
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Missiles in Nation’s Missile
Defense System Fail to
Intercept Targets 50% of Time
Defense contractors see glass as half full. |
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 CEO of Tesla, SpaceX Says He
Wants to Make Flying Car, Hard
Part Is Making It Safe
Watch out for that drone, don't
text and fly, mile-high club, etc. |
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Super Computer Passes Turing
Test: Fools Humans Into
Thinking It's Human
Up next: fooling humans into thinking that
they are computers. |
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| SPORTS |
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World Cup Begins
Americans glued to their TVs, tablets,
smartphones, watching anything but. |
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NFL to Drop Roman Numerals for
Super Bowl 50
Since nobody has studied Latin
in school for XLVII years. |
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 Brazil's Polluted Guanabara Bay May
Not Be Ready for 2016 Olympics
Possibly in time for 3016 Olympics. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Having a gun in the home does what to the risk of homicide in the home? |
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A ) |
Reduces it. |
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B ) |
Has no effect. |
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C ) |
Doubles it. |
| Hint: Sometimes, you get so mad, you could just kill somebody. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Cabbies, Protesting Ride Share
Program, Halt Traffic
In Paris, Madrid
And some say New York, too, but it's hard to tell. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Chinese Scientists Discover
Formula for Always Winning
Rock-Paper-Scissors
It involves an actual rock. |
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 Cooper Mini Announces First 4-Door Sedan
Will hold up to 40 clowns. |
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