| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Google Glass Allows You to Shoot
Around Corners
Record your hit in HD and instantly
upload it to YouTube. |
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Secret Service Developing Software That
Detects Sarcasm in Social Media
“I'm sure they'll build a perfect system,”
tweets one Silicon Valley wag. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Replica of
Van Gogh's Ear Grown From
Relative's DNA
Sadly, too late for Van Gogh. |
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Iowa Senate Race Will Feature
Republican Who Ran Popular
TV Ad About Her Background
Castrating Hogs
Certainly a valuable skill to bring to Washington. |
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| WEATHER |
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Study: People Don't Fear
Female Named Hurricanes
as Much as Male Named Ones,
Thus They're More Deadly
Thousands died when nobody heeded
warnings about Category 5 Hurricane Muffie. |
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| FEATURE |
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| After Governor Sam Brownback
and his Republican State Legislature cut taxes for
the rich in Kansas, their economy tanked, tax revenue
fell off a cliff, and Moody's downgraded the state's
bond rating. Brownback has blamed these events on: |
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A ) |
Hurricanes. |
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B ) |
UFOs. |
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C ) |
Obama. |
| Hint: think: Marxist born in Africa. |
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| RELIGION |
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Craigslist Poster Starting New
Religion Based on Mark Zuckerberg
All your prayers will be answered (on Facebook). |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Queen Rides in Her New Diamond
Jubilee Coach
This one has more horsepower. |
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