| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 A Designer
Handbag for the Pistol-Packin' Mama in Your Life!
Accidentally shoot yourself in style while also
impressing the first responders with this
handbag designed especially for the paranoid
woman of means who lives in a state with lax
gun laws. $1500, at all fine stores in states
with lax gun laws. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Third of Americans Expect to
Work Until They Drop
“And the sooner the better,” they add. |
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16% of Millennials Have to Live
in Childhood Bedrooms at Home
With the cool Superman, Hello Kitty sheets. |
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| SPORTS |
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 Global
Warming Forces Changes at Ski Resorts
Many now offer clothing-optional slopes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A recent study
has revealed that of 53 important, peer-reviewed
research papers published in the most prestigious
scientific journals, results could be proved valid in |
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A ) |
25 of them |
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B ) |
20 of them |
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C ) |
6 of them |
| Hint: But the other
47 led to further research which was very well-funded! |
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| TRAVEL |
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Airlines Shrink Size of Seats, Add
More of Them in Economy
Hoping to eventually break our will
and force us to upgrade to business. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Lego People to
Outnumber Real People by 2019
Unless we act, and act soon! |
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