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PEOPLE
Putin to Divorce His Wife
Will join online dating service, Moscowmeetup, as Lonely Cossack Looking for Love.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Disney’s California Adventure's
Attendance Surges 22% After
It Adds Cars Land

Visitors stuck in traffic for hours driving to theme park get to ride in simulated traffic jams inside.
Movie-Goers Now Being Offered 94-Foot Wide Wall-to-Wall XD Screens, 3-D, Stadium Seating, In-Theater Dining
Too bad movies stink.
 
CORRECTION
 
  The photograph above was mislabeled, “Rolling Stones appear in latest reunion tour.“ In fact, the photo is of the Joint Chiefs of Staff testifying at a Senate committee hearing. We apologize for any confusion caused by our mistake.
BUSINESS
Mars, Nestle, Hershey Accused of Price-Fixing
Three candy giants, all now based in Qatar, not returning calls.
National Envelope Files for Bankruptcy
National Postcard may soon follow.
San Onofre Will Not Reopen As Nuclear Power Plant
May reopen as Museum of Erotic Art.
Study: Wealthy Benefit More From Tax Breaks
Poor benefit more from tips.
 
SCIENCE
 
Geneticists Believe We'll Look Like This in 100,000 Years
If we keep staring at this picture.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: PTSD May Be Prevented
By ending war.

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