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 Donald Trump
Reportedly Spends $1 Million Researching
Possible 2016 Presidential Run
Wants to know how many eligible voters have
never heard of him. |
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| BUSINESS |
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New Company Plans Starbucks-
Style Pot Stores
Complete with places for stoners to sit
all day and stare at their smartphones. |
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Abercrombie & Fitch’s 1st Quarter Loss
Bigger Than Expected
Apparently cool kids, only customers
courted by company, way too cool to
shop at Abercrombie & Fitch. |
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 Kellogg's
Settles False Advertising Suit for
Frosted Mini-Wheats
Will change claim “Frosted Mini-Wheats
prevent cancer, heart disease and make
you twice as smart” to “Frosted
Mini-Wheats won't kill you.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Expert Recommends Launching Nuclear
Warheads to Destroy Dangerous Asteroids
Great way to get rid of asteroids and warheads. |
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Physicists Say “Warp Drive”
Travel at Speeds Faster Than Light Possible
But you'll still have to get to airport two hours ahead of time. |
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 Blogger Spots
Lizard in Mars Photo
Move along folks, nothing happening here. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Survey: U.S. #6 in Happiness
But #2 in Drowning Our Sorrows. |
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Pharmacies Oppose California
Bill to Make Print on Prescription Drug Labels Bigger
Can't read which pill you're supposed to take,
Grandpa? Buy a magnifying glass! |
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