| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Los Angeles First
City to Synchronize All Its Traffic Signals
Now when you're stuck at a gridlocked intersection
for thirty minutes, so is everyone else. |
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Fed Survey: Laws Against Distracted
Driving Not Working
Even driverless cars have been caught texting. |
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| POLL |
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A Majority of 52% Now Supports
Marijuana Legalization
And nearly 40% say don't Bogart that joint. |
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| SPORTS |
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Baseball: A-Rod, on Disabled List, Paid
More Than Entire Houston Astros Team
Of course, none of them ever dated Kate Hudson,
Cameron Diaz or Madonna. |
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Bills Wide Receiver Tweets That North
Korea Should Bomb Home of Rival Patriots
Kim Jong Un says he'll “consider it.” |
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| In the past four years, test
score cheating or manipulation has been reported
in how many states? |
| A ) | Five. |
| B ) | Sixteen. |
| C ) | Thirty-seven
states and the District of Columbia. |
| Hint: It’s probably more than you
would have guessed. |
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| LITERATURE |
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 Study: Shakespeare
Was Ruthless Businessman Who Grew Wealthy
Dealing Grain During Time of Famine
While paying hundreds of starving playwrights a
pittance to write all his great works for him. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Florida Woman
Finds “Sign From God” On Goldfish
Cracker
Along with a ton of monosodium glutamate. |
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