| PEOPLE |
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 Obama
Apologizes for “Best-Looking”
Remark About California AG Kamala Harris
Says he should have left it at “Va-va-va-voom!” |
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| MEDIA |
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New York Times Slammed for Rocket
Scientist's Obit Highlighting Her Beef
Stroganoff
Although it was the first beef-based
rocket propellant. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Mexico Sues Carlos Slim, World's Richest
Man, Over Telemex Phone Charges
He hires his best friend, World's Most
Interesting Man, to defend him. |
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Vast Hidden Wealth Revealed by
Leak of 130,000 Offshore Accounts
List includes some of world's richest,
most influential assholes. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Scientists Find Signal in Space
That Could Be Dark Matter
Or it could be a commercial. |
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Researchers Find Computers Can
Read, Record Our Dreams
New app records, edits dreams,
uploads them directly to YouTube. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study Finds a Brisk Walk
As Good as a Run
And a short drive as good as a brisk walk. |
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Insurers Could Use Obscure Loophole in
Affordable Care Act to Reap More
Profits, Undermine Reform
But who would do a thing like that? |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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A Real-Life
Barbie, Wrinkles and All, Hits Shelves
She's been on a bender ever since Ken
left her for one of those Bratz floozies. |
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