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OBAMA BREAKS CAMP DAVID
SKEET RECORD
Formerly held by Mamie Eisenhower. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Study: Brits Avoid Doctors Because
They're Too Embarrassed to Go
Coroners often list “fatal politeness” as
cause of death. |
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| THE ECONOMY |
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Dow Soars Above 14,000
Proving to skeptics that bubbles still happen. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Beijing Takes
Emergency Steps to Fight Smog
Bans photographers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Now Call for
Immigration Reform
As long as path to citizenship doesn't include right to vote. |
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Report: Top Execs at Bailed-Out
Firms Still Receiving Generous
Bonus Payments
Maybe they'll invite us all for a ride on one of their yachts. |
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| REMINDER |
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Be nice to those you meet on the
way up, because you'll meet them again when you
train them to take your job. |
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North Carolina Proposal Would
Ban Welfare Recipients From
Buying Lottery Tickets
Removing last vestige of hope from lives of
most North Carolinians. |
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Dozens Apply for Job of Washington
State Marijuana Consultant
All applicants so far have been deemed overqualified. |
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