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Declassified
Documents Reveal Air Force Had Plans to Build
Flying Saucer
Currently in museum on Saturn. |
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Report: 50% of American Cats,
Dogs Overweight
Owners insist they're big boned. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Panetta: Iran Behind Latest
Cyber Attacks
Says Defense Dept. will hire a dozen more nerds. |
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| RELIGION |
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Poll Reveals 1 in 5 Americans
Have No Religious Affiliation
But still believe in God, Satan, heaven, hell, miracles,
ghosts, Santa Claus. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| We
erred when we reported that October is Domestic
Violence Month. In fact, October is Domestic Violence
Awareness Month. We apologize for any confusion caused
by our mistake. |
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| FEATURE |
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| What is this? |
| A ) | Electoral map of Romney states in red, Obama states in blue. |
| B ) | I.Q. test scores from highest, in blue, to lowest, in red. |
| C ) | Civil War map of the Confederacy in red, the Union in blue. |
| Hint: all three choices may be correct. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Giant Eyeball
Washes Ashore in Florida
After examining it closely, experts say Ewww! |
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