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PEOPLE
New Book Claims Elizabeth Taylor Slept With Reagan, JFK
Canoodled with Eisenhower.
Lindsay Lohan Endorses Romney
Believes his economic policies will improve her prospects of getting a job.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
New Zealand Issues Hobbit Coin as Legal Tender
It will cost about 30 Hobbit coins ($225 US) to take your kids to see all three Hobbit movies.
 
BUSINESS
Mid-Year Report: 14% Growth in Beer Sales
Obama vows continued growth in beer sales if re-elected.
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Adding Fruits, Vegetables to School Lunches Having an Effect
Hiring of extra maintenance staff to clean up discarded fruits, vegetables.
FDA: Generic Version of Popular Anti-Depressant Drug Not as Effective As Original Drug
But for half the price you can double the dose.
 
Study Finds Tomatoes Reduce Risk of Stroke
Shown: researchers celebrate results.
 
SCIENCE
Eggs, Sperm Made From Stem Cells Produce Healthy Mice
Soon you'll be taking care of grandma and her baby.
Study: Men With Bald, Close-Cropped or Shaved Heads Seen as More Masculine, Dominant, Better Leaders
They keep the trains running on time.

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