MISCELLANEOUS |
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Ben & Jerry's Sues
Porn Film Producers
Ben & Cherry's counter-sues; says charges
groundless, case without merit, demand
apology, lawyer's fees, damages. |
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More Americans Today Than in 2008 Think
Obama is Muslim
Fewer think Romney is Mormon. |
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ARTS |
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Andy Warhol Estate Selling
Off All His Remaining Works
From soup to nuts. |
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SPORTS |
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Study: NFL Players 4 Times More Likely to
Die of Brain Disorders
Fortunately, bounty payments cover hospital costs. |
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NFL Starts Season With Substitute Refs
But settles at last minute to prevent substitute cheerleaders. |
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TRENDS |
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Report: Fewer Incidents of
Terrorism in 2011
More flash mobs. |
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FEATURE |
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Which of the following
does the State of California spend the most money on? |
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A ) |
Parks |
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B ) |
Colleges |
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C ) |
Prisons |
Hint: it’s the place where
teachers instruct you on how to make money when you get
out, and you develop important networks you can use to
form small, entrepreneurial enterprises. |
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NEW PRODUCTS |
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Finally, a Doll
That Farts!
Toddlers and really old people alike will
love this adorable cutie from Korea (South),
a baby doll who passes gas and says
something in Korean that roughly translates
to “Stink bomb! Run for your life!” $29.99
(gas canisters sold separately), at Farts
and Crafts Emporium. |
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