| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 An $8 Million iPad!
Finally, a tablet encased in gold and diamonds that runs Apple's
operating system, and at a price a Koch brother could love! Sorry, no
Flash. $8 million, at If You Have to Ask. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: If You Own Car, Financial Assets,
You're More Likely to Get Married
And there's not a thing you can do about it. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Woman Burns Down Friend’s House
For Defriending Her on Facebook
Then murders her for not replying to her tweet. |
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Study: Surgeons Perform Better While
Listening to Mozart
Success rate higher than control group that listened
to Spike Jones. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Conservative Think Tank Says Teachers Overpaid
“They ain't worth it,” says spokesman. |
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| FEATURE |
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| A recent report identified
30 companies whose taxes were: |
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A ) |
substantial |
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B ) |
not very substantial |
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C ) |
insubstantial |
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D ) |
less than zero |
| Hint: the concept of negative numbers is
difficult for the average person to grasp, but not so difficult
for the average corporate accountant. |
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| POLLS |
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57% of Young Adults Pessimistic
About Financial Future, But 77%
Still Think They Can Achieve American Dream
By playing the lottery. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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 Papandreou,
Berlusconi Teetering on the Edge
In talks with “Dancing With
the Stars.” |
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