| PEOPLE |
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Survey: 35 Million Americans
Harbor Hatred for Jews
“Oy vey, what a mishegas,” says
Sarah Palin. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Bank of America Decides
To Drop $5 Debit Card Fee
Forgive all mortgage debts, cancel year-end
bonuses, share profits with the poor. |
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Washington, D.C. Now
Wealthiest U.S. City
Based on comparative rates of escort services. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Study: Leading Brand
of Baby Shampoo Contains Cancer-Causing
Chemicals
Johnson & Johnson says it will replace “No More
Tears” with “No More Hair.” |
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| SCIENCE |
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Homo Sapiens Discovered in Europe
Earlier Than Previously Believed
Anthropologists find Greek IOU in German cave. |
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 Huge Asteroid to Pass
Very Close to Earth This Week
So close public urged to duck around 13:15GMT on Tuesday. |
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 Astronauts Emerge
From 520-Day Mock Mars Mission
Tell media: Mars needs women. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Black Licorice Linked to Heart Trouble
Study released day after Halloween. |
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Even Light Drinking Linked to Increased
Breast Cancer Risk
So you might as well just finish the whole bottle. |
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