PEOPLE |
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Cain, Winner of
Florida Straw Poll, Almost Quit Race Week Before
When “Dancing With the Stars” called. |
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Disgraced Pastor
Ted Haggard to Appear on “Celebrity Wife
Swap”
Who says there are no second acts? |
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NJ Gov.
Christie Mulling Presidential Run
Reportedly inquires if White House still has Taft bathtub. |
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TECHNOLOGY |
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Dead Sea
Scrolls Digitized
Now everyone can read them, and the parchment
can be recycled. |
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TRAVEL |
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Washington
Monument to Remain Closed Indefinitely
It was damaged when God objected to runaway
spending on entitlements. |
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SPORTS |
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NBA Negotiations Deadlocked
Millionaires blame billionaires;
billionaires blame millionaires. |
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FACTOID |
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1 in 4 Americans Has Criminal Record
But you were framed. |
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ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Man Tosses
4800 Bottles Containing Messages Into Atlantic,
Gets 3100 Responses
Most ask to be removed from his mailing list. |
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