| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Dutch Group
Hopes to Break World TV-Watching Record
Current record for watching Dutch TV is forty-five minutes. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Wall Street: Failed Execs Still Receiving
Huge Severance Packages
As thanks for not losing even more. |
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Study: Traders More Reckless Than Psychopaths
Otherwise quite similar. |
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Google Named Most Attractive Company to Work For
Least attractive: Netscape. |
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 OnStar Drops
“Big Brother” Plans
Service would have listened in on
your conversations while driving. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Physicists Create Magnetic
Invisibility Cloak
Announce breakthrough to surprised gathering
in ladies room. |
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Analysis of 500 Million Tweets Reveals
Modern Humanity's Pattern of Mood Shifts
From LOL to WTF to OMG. |
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Scientists See Signs of Multiple Universes
But ours is still the best. |
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 New Movie
Created Strictly For Viewing by Apes
Mature apes. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Daily Aspirin to Fend Off Heart
Attacks Can Result in Blindness
Ask your doctor whether heart attacks or blindness
is right for you. |
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