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Cheney Boasts He Urged
Bush to Bomb Syria
Also Berkeley, San Francisco. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Pushing
Movie, Madonna Says She
Identifies With Wallis Simpson
“Been there, done
that,” she explains. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Health Scare Causes Porn
Industry
Shutdown in Southern California
Seriously threatening economic recovery. |
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Disney Sued Over Sweatshop
Conditions, Child Labor Violations
Suit filed by law firm of Huey, Dewey,
and Louie, LLP. |
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 Housing
Market Flat
Flat housing market booming. |
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| SCIENCE |
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NASA: Due to Russian Rocket
Problems, Space Station May
Have to Be Evacuated
Astronauts would be temporarily housed in
nearby UFO. |
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Homo Erectus, Extinct
Relative to Modern Humans, Likely First
Cooks
Homo sapiens restaurant critic wrote
really bad review, species went out of
business. |
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Oldest
Advanced Tools Found in
 Kenya
Right: a combination
knife, file, fish scaler,
tweezers, scissors,
toothpick, awl,
corkscrew, and head
bludgeoner. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Report: Climate Change
Prompting Rise in Mental Illness
Particularly among presidential hopefuls. |
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Drug Is Found to Extend Lives
of Obese Mice
Had drug been developed years ago Orson
Welles might still be with us. |
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