| POLITICS |
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 Texas
Gov. Rick Perry Weighing His
Options
Shown: praying for guidance at
Fort Worth Fat Cat Prayer
Breakfast and Fundraiser. |
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Bad News: Rick Perry’s
Grades at Texas A&M Leaked:
Shakespeare: D, Economics: D, Organic
Chemistry: F
Good news: Gym: C. |
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Gingrich: 92% of His Twitter
Followers Are Fake
The rest merely weird. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Ohio University at Athens
Rated
Nation’s Number One Party School
Main reason you've never heard of it. |
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| TRAVEL |
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 Tablet
Computers Replacing Bulky
Operating Manuals for Pilots
What could go wrong? |
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| The stern warning to
America about the dangers
of maintaining “a
standing army” and
of “entangling
alliances” comes
from: |
| A ) | a 2008
presidential campaign
speech by Dennis Kucinich |
| B ) | a rant by
Keith Olbermann |
| C ) | George
Washington’s
Farewell Address |
| Hint: he
could not tell a lie. |
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| RELIGION |
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Only 52% Give God Positive
Job Approval Rating
If they had to choose today, 48% would
worship “unnamed other deity.” |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Paper-Thin
Bendable Computer Developed
Promises “smart”
individually wrapped slices of
American cheese. |
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