| TECHNOLOGY |
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Pool-Playing
Robot Beats Humans
Programmed to lose first
two games, then never
miss another shot. |
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Half of Americans Will Own
Smartphones by End of 2011
At which point they will cease being
called smartphones. |
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| GAMES |
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Blackwater, Video Game for
Xbox, Due Out Later This Year
Promises to be realistic enough for use in
war crimes trials. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Australian Government Can't
Find Its UFO Records
Suggests kangaroos from Mars ate them. |
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| LAW |
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 Leona
Helmsley's Dog's Will
Challenged
$2 million left to person
who fed her, cutting out
11 angry puppies. |
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| Scott Walker replaced a
portrait of a homeless
black child hanging in
his office with a
portrait of a Civil War-era
bald eagle because: |
| A ) | he cares
deeply about bald eagles |
| B ) | when he
thinks about the civil
war, he thinks about
birds |
| C ) | homeless
black children make him
dizzy |
| D ) | there were no
paintings of the earth
seen from space available |
| Hint: art is
supposed to make you feel
better, not worse, right? |
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| POLL |
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92% of Americans Believe in God
94% believe in Tooth Fairy. |
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| TRAVEL |
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Singapore Passes Vegas as
No. 2 Spot for Gambling
Still No. 1 for caning. |
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