| INTERNET |
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Apple
Introduces iCloud
Blots out Sun, as well as
Microsoft, Google. |
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Bad News: Internet Running
Out of Addresses
Good news: humans running out of anything
new to say. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Under Pressure, Mattel
Won’t Buy More Wood from Company
Which Clear-Cut Vast Swaths of Indonesian
Rain Forest
For Tree-Hugging Barbie, Eco-Ken. |
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BofA, Wells Fargo, JPMorgan
Won’t Get Any More Federal Funds
Through Home Affordable Modification
Program
AKA Federal Take the Money and Run
Program. |
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GOP Increasingly Amenable
to “Brief Default”
Full faith and credit of the United
States of America will be briefly worthless. |
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| SCIENCE |
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60% of Women Fake Orgasm
Even when they're alone. |
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Physicists Able to Trap
Antimatter in Magnetic Jar for Over 16
Minutes
Until someone opens jar by mistake. |
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 Gene
Anomaly May Explain
Werewolves
But not their popularity. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Stress Levels in Male Rats
Greatly Reduced When Allowed Daily Visits
With “Pliant Females”
Large number of male applicants delays
human clinical trials. |
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Study: Macho Men Die Earlier
Macho macho men die much earlier. |
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Study: As Americans Do More
Sedentary Work, They Get Fatter
At lunch time, walk to McDonald's, don't
drive. |
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