| TECHNOLOGY |
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New
Robot Identifies, Folds Clothing
Promises future of efficiency,
convenience and mass
unemployment. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Book: Nazis Attempted to
Breed Army of Dogs That Could Read,
Write, Talk
Program halted when one of them bit
Goebbels. |
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| SPORTS |
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Badminton
Federation Rules Women
Players Must Wear Dresses
And shave their legs. |
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| GAMES |
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Study: Poker Game of Skill,
Not Chance
Except for last night. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Two former members of
which organization have
accused it of having a
pro-abortion
mind-set and a
radical feminist
agenda? |
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A ) |
Planned Parenthood |
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B ) |
Emilys List |
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C ) |
The National Organization of Women |
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D ) |
The Girl Scouts of America |
| Hint: got
cookies? |
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| TRENDS |
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Census: Married Couples
No Longer a Majority
More getting asked, When are you
two gonna break up? |
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| RELIGION |
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Evangelist:
New Date for Judgment Day
October 21
And 50% off all t-shirts,
mugs. |
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