| PEOPLE |
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Facebook's
Mark Zuckerberg Says He
Only Eats Animals He
Slaughters
And unfriends. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Oprah Leaves Daytime TV
After 25 Years
Gives every member of studio audience
their own show. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Indian Firms Looking for
Cheap, Compliant Labor Find New
Opportunities
In South Carolina. |
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Beer Prices Rise, But
Opinions
Differ as to Cause
Some blame suppliers, others blame
distributors, still others blame farmers,
then someone throws a punch and before
you know it you're in the middle of a
pier six brawl. |
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 Ford
Developing In-Seat
Heart-Monitoring Sensors
Detects driver having heart
attack or watching knockout babe cross street. |
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| SCIENCE |
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22-Year-Old Australian
Student Finds Missing Mass in Universe
During Summer Vacation
Hopes to resolve inconsistency between
relativity, quantum mechanics on spring
break. |
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Study: Aging Brains Less Able
to Learn from Experience
Resulting in the Tea Party. |
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 Koala
Population Plummets
Could be added to
endangered adorable
species list. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Psychologist Urges
Narcissistic Disorder be Dropped as
Diagnosis
Doesn't care what
anybody else thinks. |
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Baby Boomers Fueling Rise in
Knee, Hip Replacements
Due to hula hoops, “the twist.” |
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American Psychological
Association Asks, Is Hoarding a
Brain-Based Illness?
Or is it something else, something we
can't find because it's buried under all
these boxes of junk. |
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