| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Taser
International- Funded Studies
Show Tasers Are Safe
Colt-funded studies show AR-15s
are safe. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Facebook Downplays Hiring
Of Firm to Plant Negative
Stories About Google
Just one corporate behemoth having a
little fun at the expense of another. |
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Rush for Domain Names
After Bin Laden Death
If you were lucky you already registered
www.osamaobamaohmama.com. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Study: Not Teacher, But
Method That Matters
So that’s why you failed
Algebra II. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Ultra-Orthodox
Jewish Newspaper Cuts Hillary Out
of Iconic Photo
Also removes Biden's bow tie. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Florida State University,
Brown University, West
Virginia University,
George Mason University,
Troy University, and Utah
State University are all: |
| A ) | pathways to
the future for the
leaders of tomorrow |
| B ) | good
football teams |
| C ) | sanctuaries
for far-right academic
programs funded and
controlled by the Koch
brothers |
| D ) | gateways to
respectability for
extra-terrestrials from
the Xyptrilon Galaxy
posing as students |
| Hint: we
have ways of detecting
visitors from Xyptrilon. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
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"Smart"
E-Cigarette Pack Connects
Smokers With Each Other
Helps them locate real
cigarettes. |
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